Sloane Leong asked on Twitter if anyone liked drawing “old crone-y feral women beasts”, so I drew that. It seems I am quite terrible at it.
Regardless, this poor woman seems to have happened upon a raccoon crone scavenging for food. Hopefully she can bribe the creature with the stale baked goods she took from work.
(She was probably planning on giving them to the giant mouse who’s raising 3 mouslings in the boiler room.)
I figured out the problem with the Scarlet Spider. He’s not 90’s enough. He needs to be more 90’s. And hey, every 90’s superhero needs a pouch, right?
You did it! You perfected Scarlet Spidey!
To celebrate the arrival of Sleep of Reason, and to continue my quest to make Spike Trotman hate me forever, I have created the anti-SoR.
-Lovecraft fanfiction? Check.
-Story that requires you to have read 306 previous chapters? Check.
-Actually a superhero romance? Check.
-Hideous art because I have no idea how to draw zombies or Slenderman? ULTRA CHECK.
This was a colossal waste of my time. Thank you for reading terrible joke theater.
I was working on a really detailed piece so I decided to do a quick one to cool down. I thought, why don’t I draw an chubby enby? Everyone always draws hip chubby enbies, so I decided to make them dumpy. Then things kind of got away from me so we have this enby with their decades-old Patriots tee.
Amanda Lafrenais has been posting concept art for her Thumbelina comic, so I decided to draw a piece based on the scene where the nasty mole takes Thumbelina as his bride. In this case, we have a fairy and his new husband, a hairy old rat. I guess that’s a thing with rodents. Kinda messed up, if you ask me.
Since I had the flu since Valentine’s Day, I didn’t get to draw anything. So here’s hank finally getting that delivery boy he keeps going on about in the background of every comic I’ve made.
I haven’t drawn a tiger in a while so here’s one. Let’s pretend it’s Kucher from the zoo in Gayvoron, Russia, because I just assume all adorable Siberian tigers are Kucher.
Throwing some old books into recycling.
"Excite: One of the most popular search engines on the Internet!"
As opposed to, you know, the search engines in your local libraries or in your refrigerator.
Yes kids, this was a thing that was published. That’s like 2 layers of obsolescence right there.
Well, here is Latte Art, the story I submitted to Smut Peddler. My collaborator asked that her name be taken off, so there’s just me. I’m not sure what to do with this. It’s not quite porn, but may be too raunchy to put up in the store. If I did, I would probably color it. The trickiest part was figuring out how to make the latte foam work in black and white, so color would certainly help there.